Texts with Greetings

If ur lyk my pillow, u r huggable. If ur lyk my celfon, u r smart. If u r lyk my chocolate, u r sweet. If u r lyk me… grabe, ang cute mo naman!

If in time u just want to give up n fall. Go ahead for I will catch u. But if again u fall, I will just tap u on your shoulders n say "Lika nga d2..d na kta bibitiwan. :)

I saw someone at d Mall, So Cute, Smart, Looking, Simple Elegant & Luks Like a Celebrity. Kainis Paglapit Ko Nauntog Ako. Salamin Pala!

If ur not cute don't continue reading dis.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! lupit mo!

Little bird in d sky dropped a POOPOO in my eye,i didn't scream, i didn't cry,just thanked God dat cows don't fly,bcoz it myt cover d CUTE face of mine.

Yesterday is history.... Tomorrow is a mystery.... Today is a gift.... That's why its called the present!

Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Sumtyms wen u cry,no 1 sees ur tears. Wen ur worid, no 1 sees ur pains. Wen ur hapu, no 1 sees ur smyl. But try to fart, n you'll have the eyes of everyone.

Happiness keeps u sweet. Trials make u strong. Sorrows keep u human. Failure keeps u humble. Success makes u eager. And Lipovitan keeps u going.

Someday, ull 4get about me.my name,my voice,who iam and who iam to you.but even if u 4get me.i just want u 2 know...ang lumimot sa kin PANGET!

HELP! nasa presin2 ako nahuli ka c ako wyl i was wokng kanina. d charge was posesin of cute face. ihad no choice but 2 plid guilty. lakas ng ebidensya nila e!

money wil buy a bed but not sleep, fud but not appetite, amusement but not hapines..u c money s not evrything, Der4, f u hav 2 much, pls send it 2 me ASAP! -")

If only im an angel..i'l protct u i'l lend u my wings i'l watch ovr u ..but im not an angel...pero...may hawig..dba?

Girls are like celfones, they like to be held & talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses...if you miss that one, another will be along soon.

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did d priest tell u 2 b so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me 2 carry my cross.